Existence of Trump refutes intelligent design, creationists concede
Former creationists around the world have finally conceded that the theory of evolution, first described by Charles Darwin, better explainsRead more.
New archbishop promises to abuse only atheist children
In an exclusive interview, newly appointed archbishop Fergal O’Hara proudly told the Moa that under his watch there will beRead more.
Hospital: “Don’t ask, don’t tell”
Dr Wendell Barrington-Smythe, Director of Human Resources at Auckland City Hospital, announced that from today the hospital would be adoptingRead more.
TVNZ seeking couples for new reality show
In a desperate bid to lift ratings and claim viewers back from streaming services such as Netflix and Lightbox TV2Read more.
Australia declares state of emergency
A visibly shaken Malcolm Turnbull today placed the country in a state of federal emergency, citing a massive threat fromRead more.
Bill English retiring to sun-synchronous orbit
Former Prime Minister Bill English announced today that he is retiring to a sun-synchronous orbit, and will constitute the entireRead more.
Farmer can’t pour piss out of a rubber gumboot
AgResearch announced today that Fielding sharemilker Darren Booth is unable to pour piss out of a rubber gumboot. Booth, 32,Read more.
Windscreen washers re-invading Whangarei
The Department of Conservation has admitted that its capture and relocation programme, in which the windscreen washers plaguing city intersectionsRead more.