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McDonald’s introduces the Disillusioned Meal

McDonald’s announced today it is trialling a new offering, the Disillusioned Meal, according to Executive Vice President Lucianna Fairhurst. Fairhurst

Aucklander conquers Southern Motorway

Motorist Anna Hedges, 27, of Manukau is almost certain to become this year’s Halberg recipient after setting a new record

Rising sea level creates more desirable coastal property

Rising sea levels should be celebrated, says Clayton Rheese-Wells of the Real Estate Institute of New Zealand, as they will

Bake Off squirrel gets own show

“Nuts”, the conspicuously well-endowed grey squirrel catapulted into stardom after his appearance on the Great British Bake Off, is to

Sleeping bag back in stuff sack

A sleeping bag that threatened to engulf a Hokitika living room overnight has been safely contained in its stuff sack,

SPCA, SAFE protest live tourist shipments

The animal rights lobby group SAFE is joining forces with the SPCA to protest the live shipment of American tourists

Existence of Trump refutes intelligent design, creationists concede

Former creationists around the world have finally conceded that the theory of evolution, first described by Charles Darwin, better explains

Hospital: “Don’t ask, don’t tell”

Dr Wendell Barrington-Smythe, Director of Human Resources at Auckland City Hospital, announced that from today the hospital would be adopting

TVNZ seeking couples for new reality show

In a desperate bid to lift ratings and claim viewers back from streaming services such as Netflix and Lightbox TV2

Australia declares state of emergency

A visibly shaken Malcolm Turnbull today placed the country in a state of federal emergency, citing a massive threat from

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